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Circumstantial evidence

Back before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, there was circumstantial evidence that would lead some to think Iraq still had biological and/or chemical weapons. Prior use of WMD’s, Hussein’s brutality, the reluctance to allow U.N. weapons inspectors, certain audio/video clips, and the like. Of course, we found out Iraq simply did not have this weapon capability.

So why was Iraq so reticent to allow weapons inspectors for so long?

Because of Iran. Before Saddam Hussein was executed, he revealed that he wanted to maintain an illusion of strength to blunt Iran’s power. For him, this was the real enemy. He apparently did not feel a U.S. invasion was probable…until it was too late.

Saddam also said he was not an ally of bin Laden. Considering the secularity of Hussein’s government, I’d be very surprised if that wasn’t true. (It should be noted that in many circles, the logic “Hussein is an evil Arab and bin Laden is an evil Arab, so they must be allies” prevailed.)

Source: Hussein Pointed to Iranian Threat

July 2nd, 2009 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Retraction

So. I have to take back what I said about the Mets being better than the Marlins. They’re equally mediocre. Although, the Mets have a four time larger payroll than the Fish, so someone’s not getting their bang for the buck.

July 1st, 2009 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Sports

Monday Fighter!

I wonder if you actually have to be sick to get those free antibiotics.

June 29th, 2009 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Monday Fighter!

Free emotion poster!

Print this out and hang it on your refrigerator. And you put the magnet on the emotion you feel like that day.

June 27th, 2009 7 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Random

LEP pays tribute to Michael Jackson

: Michael Jackson will be remembered as a great singer and an oddball. In his defense, this is not unusual. In fact, there may be some sort of correlation which can be proved scientifically.

: Some of us will remember MJ fondly. I will remember him fondling. As children run out of Neverland shouting “I’m free, I’m free!”, there’s one thing about Michael Jackson’s passing that will always stick with me. It must have been a real thriller trying to keep him alive in the hospital.

As a side note, if you’re not white now, don’t become white. Trust me, it’s not that healthy.

: Uh. I didn’t listen to his music. But that moonwalk thing was cool. Wish I could do that.

June 26th, 2009 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment, In the News, Uncomfortability

Education fail

All the cool kids hang out in the Scohol Zone. (It was eventually corrected.)

June 25th, 2009 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Patently Ineffective

The spin

Lynx Air is a regional airline servicing the Bahamas from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport (FLL). Recently, they announced they would be moving from the main airport to a private terminal.

“The move to the Sheltair terminal will offer our customers more check-in space and less crowded conditions”, according to Lynx’s reservations manager.

Conveniently left unmentioned was that Lynx owed FLL $33,000, and was evicted by the Broward County Commission.

Sources: Lynx Air changing locations at Fort Lauderdale airport

Lynx Air must leave airport terminal, but will continue local operations

June 25th, 2009 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

I will start to feel old when…

Some kid asks me why they don’t use A: or B: for hard drives.

June 24th, 2009 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Computer-fu

The cell phone

I have 3,071 rollover minutes if anyone wants to use them.

June 23rd, 2009 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Grilled Cheese

Exclamation point phobia


if ( CurrentCity == LastCity)
;

else NewCities.Add( CurrentCity );

We can graciously assume there was originally code in the “if” portion, and the programmer that deleted it was too lazy/harried to make it look normal.

Or it was a certain former employee whose name shall not be revealed.

June 22nd, 2009 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Computer-fu