I tried to pretend I was on a safari, except they forgot all the animals.

In 2000, Ultimate Sports Force released “Cosmic Slam”, which contains the unfortunate inclusion of Sammy “No English” Sosa and Mark “I’m not here to talk about the past” McGwire.

I won’t bother to question the mother’s taste in men–although if she liked how one of them looked, it stands to reason she’d like the other.