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"Don't get me wrong, everything the media writes is not wrong. But I'd say 99 percent of it is wrong, in my opinion, but I don't read the newspaper, so I don't know. I hear things, though."
-- R.W. McQuarters

Who’s whiter: Shawn Bradley or Jesus?

Shawn Bradley “X”Blonde Jesus

(Jesus is the one on the right.)

So maybe it’s not such a big deal that whites draw Jesus as white even though he was from the Middle East. However:

  • We have enough knowledge to try to create a more plausible image of Jesus, and don’t bother to do it.
  • That’s because “White Jesus” is a symptom of people wanting to cast Jesus in their own image, rather than the other way around. (It’s not limited to Caucausians, but that’s the culture I live in.)

June 13th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Religion, Sports

Sometimes, you just need to do the obvious

Since last night, my computer’s been on the fritz: I had copied a few files to the desktop, and all of a sudden, explorer.exe started closing and re-opening every few seconds. This meant that the desktop icons are continuously flashing, rendering them unusable, and I couldn’t access the start menu or do any Windows key commands. (I wanted to at least pull up the run program deal. Like a fool, I forgot this was accessible through the Task Manager.)

So what did I try? Restarting in safe mode. Rolling back a couple system restore points. Repairing Windows XP. Checking the task manager and making sure that there weren’t any weird processes. Almost doing a full system virus scan. I probably spent 3 hours over 2 days working on this.

So how did I resolve it? Delete the items I’d just copied to the desktop. Duh.

I’d be very interested to know why it happened, but I’ll just be satisifed with a working machine for tonight.

June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Science/Technology

Women probably don’t want a man this sensitive

Women don’t have the same exact taste in men (as a couple of my female friends have so starkly demonstrated). But there are some things a majority of women seem to appreciate. Like being able to be strong, but reasonably sensitive. And not being shaped like Manuel Uribe.

Remember that judge who’s suing those dry cleaners for millions of dollars? Well, the case has started, and he’s demonstrated a level of sensitivity most women wouldn’t care for:

Pearson also called himself as a witness, saying his problems began in May 2005 when he brought in several suits for alterations. A pair of pants from a blue and maroon suit was missing when he requested it two days later. He said Soo Chung tried to give him a pair of charcoal gray pants.

As Pearson explained that those weren’t the pants for the suit, he choked up and left the courtroom crying after asking Bartnoff for a break.

Yahoo!: Judge suing dry cleaner cries over pants

June 13th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

“A brand new Nissan Navara, people!”

Nissan Navara

Maybe God isn’t so harsh after all.

According to the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God (UCKG), when you give to the church, you get. You get a new car. A better job. Riches:

But while many Pentecostal churches preach that God will bless those who make sacrifices — both financial and spiritual, few are as explicit as UCKG, which teaches poverty is unnecessary, and holds special “campaigns” to pray for specific “goals”, like a new car, house or even swimming pool.

They’ve got a point. Jesus must have meant that “blessed are the poor” stuff for those other Christians.

They aren’t afraid to take a page out of the Church of Scientology’s playbook if it means advancing the Word of God:

It has sued several media organizations for publishing what it says are false allegations and warned Reuters it was not afraid to use legal action to correct a “negative story”. When this reporter jotted down a few notes during a UCKG service an usher demanded to see them, and threatened arrest when he was refused.

I was kinda hoping for a Prius rather than a Navara, but beggars can’t be choosers. So to speak. Jesus isn’t going to let me be a beggar.

Reuters: Jesus wants you to drive 4×4, says S.African church

June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Religion, Snake Oil

Cor. I’m impressed.

The Moon

It looks like North Korea has slightly more firepower than we thought:

At approximately 11:20 P.M. EST North Korea changed the world forever. Using an advanced space missile that the world has yet to even wrap their mind around, the North Koreans showed of [sic] their firepower to the world by hitting the moon.

If it seems like the man in the moon has a extra few zits, now you know why.

yahoobreakingnews.com: North Korea unabashedly blows up the moon

Thanks to My Tiny World for spreading the word of this stunning event!

June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under North Korea, Science/Technology