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"The anti-bacterial industry is making multimillions yet we think nothing of swapping body fluids with total strangers."
-- Annie Lou

Who’s whiter: Shawn Bradley or Jesus?

(Jesus is the one on the right.)

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June 13th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Religion, Sports

Sometimes, you just need to do the obvious

This meant that the desktop icons are continuously flashing, rendering them unusable, and I couldn’t access the start menu or do any Windows key commands.

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June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Science/Technology

Women probably don’t want a man this sensitive

Women don’t have the same exact taste in men (as a couple of my female friends have so starkly demonstrated). But there are some things a majority of women seem to appreciate. Like being able to be strong, but reasonably sensitive. And not being shaped like Manuel Uribe.

Remember that judge who’s suing those dry cleaners for millions of dollars? Well, the case has started, and he’s demonstrated a level of sensitivity most women wouldn’t care for:

Pearson also called himself as a witness, saying his problems began in May 2005 when he brought in several suits for alterations. A pair of pants from a blue and maroon suit was missing when he requested it two days later. He said Soo Chung tried to give him a pair of charcoal gray pants.

As Pearson explained that those weren’t the pants for the suit, he choked up and left the courtroom crying after asking Bartnoff for a break.

Yahoo!: Judge suing dry cleaner cries over pants

June 13th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

“A brand new Nissan Navara, people!”

They’ve got a point. Jesus must have meant that “blessed are the poor” stuff for those other Christians.

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June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Religion, Snake Oil

Cor. I’m impressed.

It looks like North Korea has slightly more firepower than we thought.

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June 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under North Korea, Science/Technology