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"He's just like me except he's 7' 6" and Chinese."
-- Steve Francis talking about Yao Ming

The usual suspects

This article talks about “sex killers”:

  • alcohol
  • tobacco
  • illicit drugs
  • licit drugs (does that count as a word? I’ll just say “medicines”.)
  • antidepressants

So it’s pretty much the same stuff they always tell you could be bad for your health, really.

June 18th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

Wow, Napoléon IV looked like a dweeb

Napoléon IV

Right around 1812, after Napoléon I’s disastrous Russian campaign, everything started going downhill for the Bonapartes.

Napoléon I: Ultimately defeated in 1815 and died in exile.
Napoléon II: Emperor of France for about two weeks. Cause of death: tuberculosis at age 21. Died in exile.
Napoléon III: Wasn’t proud of the Battle of Puebla and the Franco-Prussian War. Died in exile.*
Napoléon IV: Killed in a battle with the Zulu. Posed for the picture on the left.

For some reason, the French national anthem, La Marseillaise, has been stuck in my head this morning. Which is why this post is up.

For extra nerd points: A version of La Marseillaise was the theme music for Napoléon I in the game Civilization IV. This is despite the fact Napoléon expressly outlawed the song during his rule.

*Yes, I’m aware Napoléon III wasn’t a complete disaster. Please humor me.

June 18th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under History, Weaksauce Losers

Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around Aug 6. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

June 18th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

The word for today is…

Garrote! Whenever anyone says “garrote”, scream real loud!

Hey, someone has to pick up the slack now that Pee-Wee’s Playhouse isn’t making new episodes. I just found out what it means, and, well, it probably wouldn’t have been used in the original series:

From Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, rejected script #145:

Pee-Wee: The word for today is garrote! Whenever anyone says “garrote”, scream real loud! Let’s try it! Hey, Globey, what was that tool used to execute people where they tightened an iron collar around some guy’s neck?
Globey: Uh, I’m not sure, Pee-Wee, but I think they called that a “garrote”.
Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHH!

June 18th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment