液體蛋 (Liquid Egg Product)
Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"Get me out of here. Please get me out of here."
-- Eddy Curry, player for the Isiah-coached Knicks

I must apologize for today

Looking back at today’s posts, they were scant, poorly planned, and lacking substance. Of course, they were written very quickly doing work–it probably took about 13 seconds per post. But that’s no excuse. It’s better not to blog and have people wonder whether you’re patently insipid than to blog and remove all doubt. Or something like that.

So to make up for the burning agony that was today, I’ll introduce you to a site that doesn’t suck. And if you know it already, well, then I don’t have any recompense to give you. Sorry.

Homestar Runner is…well, you have to check it out for yourself. Let’s just say it’s a great fit for my sense of humor.

Homestar!

June 19th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Entertainment

Creative misspellings always welcome

Fun with fan-created signs:

“Beaver Beliver”

“Exceptionaly good state will pumble the newcomers” (it took me a sec: pumble = pummel)

Deadspin: College Helps You Spell

June 19th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

The Drudge Report toots its own horn

Today, the Drudge Report released the findings of some company that keeps track of searches. For the last week, searches for “drudge report” outnumbered that for “paris hilton”, and it was the 7th most popular news/media site (Stats here).

So I’m thinking, “What a great idea! What’s the point of having a website besides bragging about how popular it is?”

(Rummaging through stats….)

Please hold on while I find something impressive.

UPDATE: Strangely, today, Liquid Egg Product absolutely smashed its record for visitors in a single day. Unfortunately, it was a day with some of the worst posts ever.

June 19th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

“Have a great party”

I love learning about other cultures, even different areas of this country.

For example, if you’re hosting a party in New Jersey, you’re apparently expected to serve items like Raisin Bran, pancakes, and Eggs Benedict.

These are basically the same items they eat for dessert as well.

I’m still trying to ascertain whether the website creators’ English is simply not that good or not their native language.

June 19th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads