Yo, my chess movez are crunk!
Yes, the Hip-Hop Chess Federation™ seems to be serious
Yes, the Hip-Hop Chess Federation™ seems to be serious
In recent years, McDonald’s has managed to pretend it offers a variety of healthy food options. I’m not sure how it is in other countries, but in the States I’m betting most people go to McDonald’s for a Whopper Big Mac with fries, not salads. Which still have a high not-healthy potential because of fatty salad dressing.
Yesterday for lunch, I got their yogurt parfait (to round out the experience, I also got a couple 79 cent hamburgers and fries. These were left partially uneaten.)
Here’s a close-up of the parfait. It’s reminiscent of this movie.
They are also kind enough to add this sad pack of granola.
Overall, the taste and appearance are adequate and it’s probably relatively healthy.
In India, all you have to do is have two parents that are doctors who want you to set a world record, and presto!
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Most parents have some sort of an idea of the kind of guy they’d want their daughter to marry. Conversely, there are qualities most parents would consider to be a negative in a son-in-law.
One of those is being the same age as the parents:
A 40-year-old high school teacher and cross country coach has resigned and married a 16-year-old student.
A marriage license shows Brenton Wuchae married Windy Hager in Brunswick County, N.C., on Monday. The county board of education approved Wuchae’s resignation Tuesday — a week after he had requested it.
Maybe some sort of compromise–like the idea of waiting until the girl was 18– was completely unreasonable.
As if we needed more proof that memorable <> good:

When you think Bob Barker hosting The Price is Right, what qualities do you think of? You might say class, stability, and calm, and you’d probably figure CBS might want to stay in the same direction.
Bob Barker has a right to make friends with whoever he pleases, and I suppose he has every right to recommend a successor. I have a hard time believing he’s serious that his friend Rosie O’Donnell would make a good replacement. My guess is that he’s either losing it, or wants to cement his legacy by making sure the next host of the show is a failure.
As for the next story, kids don’t look, and, uh, a lot of you adults may not want to look either. Definitely major uncomfortability just presenting this link, but here it is: the top 10 sex records. I do call shenanigans on #5. The average, er, volume is about .003 liters. You can do the math.
Thanks to some guy Brad that I don’t know personally for the stories. (That sentence probably could have been phrased better.) Weird and patently uncomfortable stories are always welcome at Liquid Egg Product.
If my site’s screwed up, at least I want it to be my own fault.
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I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours.
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Apparently, he’s reached the highest levels of Scientology by taking the “cream” and the “clear”. Or something like that.
Just because.

(Shawn Bradley’s the white stiff getting dunked on.)