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"There's nothing wrong with reminding white people that it's all right if there are blacks around."
-- Bobbie Dooley

Four options

  1. Pay ticket icon Pay citation within 30 days
  2. Driving school icon Elect driving school within 30 days
  3. Not guilty icon Plead not guilty within 30 days
  4. Punch Forman icon Punch Howard C. Forman, Broward County Clerk of the Court, in the face

The officer did advise me that #4 was not an option. Or at least not an option that would allow me to continue driving privileges.*

So what happened? Well, the fault was 100% mine, so there’s nothing to quibble about. The short version is that I made a right turn on red despite the “no turn on red” sign. Not knowing that a copper was camped a few hundred feet ahead waiting for people to make this exact violation.

The copper was nice, but that’s not going to make up for $106.70.

* Note to any government agencies and psychologists stumbling on this page: I don’t actually want to punch anyone in the face, and fully discourage that course of action.

July 5th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Weaksauce Losers