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A free pawn?

Black’s left a Pawn hanging, and White can gobble it up with Rxe6. Is that move any good?

A free pawn?

July 11th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess

“99 Red Balloons” makes sense now

I always thought the lyrics to “99 Red Balloons” were kinda odd, but something’s always lost in translation. It can’t be helped.

Looking at a straight translation from the original German song “99 Luftballons”, it’s now obvious how loose the translation was. (Even “red balloon” is only used to match the syllable count in “Luftballon”, which just means “balloon”.) Here’s the first two stanzas:

Direct translation: “99 Luftballons” English lyrics: “99 Red Balloons”

Do you have some time for me,
then I’ll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
on their way to the horizon.
If you’re perhaps thinking about me right now
then I’ll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
and that something comes from such a thing.

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got
Set them free at the break of dawn
Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message, something’s out there
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

99 balloons
on their way to the horizon
People think they’re UFO’s from space
so a general sent up
a fighter squadron after them
To raise the alarm if it was true
but there on the horizon were
only 99 balloons.

99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells it’s red alert
There’s something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky as 99 red balloons go by

“But unluckily most Germans here are too smart. They all speak good English and won’t be able to speak German to me.” — Alex Chiu

July 11th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment

More evidence China is becoming America

Chinese Cigarettes

Over the past few decades, China has gone through a lot of changes. The economy’s freer, they’ve got nukes, and people are liking their cars. And they still execute people.

Now they’re starting to emulate the USA in other ways: bad lawsuits.

A Chinese smoker has sued a tobacco company for giving him yellow teeth. Liu Shengjiang, the law professor suing, argues “The producer only said ’smoking is harmful’ on its package, but we consumers don’t know what harm it will cause us.” He also managed to dragoon some students at his university to help him create legal cases (probably for extra credit on their next exam).

It’s very interesting that Mr. Liu was willing to smoke the cigarettes knowing they’d cause harm without trying to find out how they’re harmful. Or maybe Nanjing brand cigarettes are just that good.

July 11th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, In the News

Not so diplomatic

Food for Health International is an American company that’s been well aware of the health scares from Chinese foods and products (I’ve not heard that Darlie or Whitemen toothpaste have been affected, thankfully.)

Their solution is to add a “China-Free” label, since none of their ingredients comes from China.

Er…not so diplomatic.

July 11th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads