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Some accomplishments need not be celebrated

It’s official: the Guinness Book of World Records has listed Manuel Uribe as the world’s fattest human. He peaked at over 1,200 lbs (560 kg).

“I’m glad to be in the Guinness Book as the fattest man,” Uribe said, and was even given a glass plaque to recognize the “accomplishment”.

(For prior posts on Manuel Uribe, click here and here.)

July 20th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

World War III starts Saturday

Dick Cheney is packing

So much for civilization.

President Bush is having a colonoscopy Saturday, and will temporarily cede power to Dick Cheney. It’s been rumored that Cheney has been unhappy with the president’s inability to “get things done”, and will try to initiate his agenda as quickly as possible. This includes initiatives to:

  • Recall all those useless diplomats
  • Implement “Operation Robertson” and assassinate Hugo Chavez
  • Since troops are in the neighborhood anyway, invade Iran
  • Nuke North Korea, with the rationale that “there will probably still be a ton of survivors left in Seoul after the counterattack”

It’s rumored that France will be spared due to the recent election of Nikolas Sarkozy.

Meanwhile, Yahoo! doesn’t want your kids knowing what Cheney looks like.

July 20th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, North Korea

Praying for well-commented code

Today, I finally get to restart on one of the major projects that I need to finish. For the five weeks, we’ve been putting out one huge fire so I’ve not had a chance to work on it.

Now I realize I have no clue where I left off, and don’t remember how all the code works. That’s one reason it’s good practice to comment the code, so it’s easier to see what the code does and why. (Believe me, this is an absolute necessity when looking at other people’s code.)

This was found at the top of one of the functions:

/// TODO: FINISH IT.

Good times.

July 20th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology