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Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"The object of a NYC pedestrian is to make it from point A to point B without getting hit by a car or bike messenger"
-- Polly

More reasons to earn your GED

Nice attempt at trying to spell “The Simpsons”, but they may want to try using even fewer S’s next time.

The Simpon!

For the past few months at the building at work, some guy in a Beemer or Benz would park in part of the fire lane. Parking can be very tight, so we sometimes have to get a little creative if it’s full–but I’d see this guy parked there even if there were other spots available. So, they put up a No Parking sign in that “parking spot” thinking they’d solved the problem.

Unfortunately, this is only effective with people who can read English (or aren’t worried about blocking emergency vehicles in case of, er, emergency). And the Beemer guy is instead tucking away a motorcycle near the “parking spot” to skirt the rule.

Signs are for losers

July 27th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Weaksauce Losers