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-- Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic

Get me those designers!

The restaurant “Crispy Taco” has been in Waco since I first went in 1996. It’s located in an easily-overlooked house off the side of Valley Mills Dr, and I’d probably never have noticed it if not for one of my friends pointing it out.

Their success can primarily be attributed to their hiring the same logo designers as the United Nations (and you know the UN hires only the best):

Crispy Taco UN Vehicle

August 31st, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

It’s tough to be a minister nowadays

Popular San Antonio pastor dies from lightning strike during hike.

Minister in skirt charged with indecent exposure. The minister was male, so the skirt thing was a bit unusual.

Thieves posing as coppers rob pastor. The minister stated, “I forgive. I pray for the people because they don’t know what they’re doing.” Um, sir, I would conjecture these thieves knew very well what they were doing.

August 30th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Religion

You can help us if you let you help us…or something

The Humane Society wants you to tell amazon.com to stop selling materials that promote animal fights.

Catch: you have to opt-in to receiving “periodic updates” in order to send the message.

It might almost be worth it since they let you edit the subject line and half the message, but who knows if someone’s screening the entries.

August 29th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Weaksauce Losers

C# programmers don’t like it when…

…their knowledge is judged by (lack of) answers to questions which are specific to VB.NET and the asker is subsequently surprised when they don’t know the answers.

August 29th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology

Is it time to throw out that food?

As many times as you’ve heard not to waste food because of starving children in Ethiopia, sometimes you just gotta get rid of it. Based on personal experience, here are some foods and a good sign you should throw them out.

Fig Newtons/Fig Newmans: they’ve become crunchy
Burrito: tortilla “decorated” with blue polka dots
Milk: has changed state of matter
Ramen topped with eggs: ramen topped with fungus

(Yes, this post is bizarre and pointless. My mind’s still not working very well right now.)

August 28th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

Humans < Bears

Liquid Egg Product can recommend unequivocally that humans should not place themselves in the same cage as a bear

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August 28th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective

Discipline means not being distracted

Hopefully Robert Cowley, who plays chess for “mental exercise, social interaction, discipline and prestige”, has been able to improve the discipline part of his game since this incident in 1998.

He played for an Australian state championship versus one Ms. Ngan Koshnitsky, and lost 4-2. He complained that her cleavage was a distraction, preventing him from fully concentrating.

By the way, you can note that Koshnitsky’s breasts are not significantly sized.

ChessChick’s take

(As an aside, if any of you ladies try this “strategy” against me, don’t bother, ’cause it doesn’t work. Complete nudity may; I’ve never played chess against a nude chick before.)

August 27th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Chess

Dear Animal Chaplain Nancy…

Add in some cockroaches and spiders. They are just as sentient, and people don’t give a second thought to squashing them.

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August 27th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Hulk Hogan’s son is now officially famous

I really need to get those “Not-so-proud to be American” bumper stickers made up soon.

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August 27th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Spirit’s CEO is OK with bad PR

Normally, I don’t like picking up stories that you can find all over the place unless I have a novel twist on it, or they’re really good. (For example, Alberto Gonzales’ resignation could be mentioned here, but everyone else has that story, too.)

This is more a story of the dangers of the “reply to all” button on your e-mail client’s menu. Just read it, and be marginally entertained.

August 27th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, In the News