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It must not be obvious to the Russians

As transparent as the findings of the UT researchers must seem to us (see prior post), this point seems to have been lost on Russian youth.

If you aren’t aware, Russia’s population is falling, and is projected to keep doing so for the foreseeable future.

A Kremlin-backed youth organization called Nashi (meaning “Ours”) has apparently been trying to get youth to procreate for the country. And is accused of more sinister actions, sometimes likened to the Hitler Youth. I’m soglad I’m not living in Russia.

Sex for the motherland: Russian youths encouraged to procreate at camp

Kremlin Youth Encourage ‘Us’ to Get ‘Them’

August 1st, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Why people have sex

According to University of Texas researchers, it feels good.

Well. Glad that one’s settled.

August 1st, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology

It’s really too late for this half-hearted try anyway

I can only imagine how the Baby Blue Pith Helmets will be completing their missions when they finally arrive in February 2008.

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August 1st, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

It still counts as ten items

At least he had the dignity to look a little sheepish.

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August 1st, 2007 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Grilled Cheese, Uncomfortability, Weaksauce Losers