“My friend, what are you doing?”
“You wanna know? I’m gonna kill you, bastard!”

Meet Michael Wiley. 27 years ago, he was in an electrical accident, losing both his arms and one leg. Despite his handicap, he’s managed to accomplish quite a bit:

• Learned how to drive, and managed to obtain a legal license at some point.
• Spent time in prison for kicking a state trooper.
• Racked up some felony drug charges.

Did he actually do the drugs, or just distribute them? Either way, that’s pretty impressive.

Armless, one-legged driver sentenced to prison

It was well past time to cull a bunch of drafts: half-finished posts that generally didn’t even meet the mediocre standards of this website. As I sat wide-eyed viewing the dreck, this chant passed through my brain as the words of each draft went by one by one:

“Boring, stupid, stupid, boring, boring and stupid, stupid, boring, sadistic, boring…”