Fear the Miami Heat. They just signed Penny Hardaway to a one-year deal.

I want to gauge your interest in this to see whether it’s worth the effort.

In keeping with the mediocrity of Liquid Egg Product, I’m considering attempting to secure an interview a marginally famous person or celebrity. But I need to know whether people would be interested (even if not, I just might try it anyway)

The two entities that came to mind were Alex Chiu and the pirates who founded Talk Like a Pirate Day.

If you have no clue who they are, that’s good, because that merely confirms their marginal fame status. Any other suggestions, or questions you’d want me to pose to these guys can be left in the comments. Or even anyone else who would be good to interview.