I assure you that you haven’t seen everything
I will leave you to make your own judgment on this one…
(All the pics link to the same page: a trailer for the game Bibleman: A Fight for Faith)
At least they’re standing up for themselves
No one can say these guys aren’t willing to take some heat.
The first guy is one we’ve encountered before, that symbol of the American justice system, Judge Roy Pearson. As you probably recall, he sued some dry cleaners for $54 million over a lost pair of trousers and a misleading store sign. He lost, despite an emotional breakdown on the witness stand talking about his lost trousers. The store owners dropped their demand to have their legal fees reimbursed, hoping Mr. Pearson would finally end his crusade. Instead, he’s filing an appeal, clearly attempting to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he is an ***hole.
Leroy Greer is our next exhibit. He’s suing 1-800-FLOWERS $1.5 million for not protecting his privacy.
He and his wife were working out an apparently somewhat civil divorce. While this was going on, Mr. Greer sent a bunch of roses to his girlfriend, specifying it should be private. 1-800-FLOWERS sent a thank you note to his address, the wife got to it first, and that was that. The divorce has now become slightly less civil, the wife’s demanding a lot more money because of his infidelity (sources varying from $300K to $500K), and Mr. Greer’s mad at the florist. The florist must be giddy at the free advertising, especially since hardly anyone thinks the company did anything wrong.
It just hasn’t been a good day for middle-age slightly greying black men with a wispy moustaches wearing black pinstripe suits.
We can’t figure out what’s healthy
Stumbling on this article about conflicting studies about the health value of fruit juice was a reminder how often health advice can change. Pretty much, I ignore those guys and have drawn my own conclusion. A common sense way to obtain good health is simply to eat a variety of foods, don’t eat too much, and exercise. So to help you guys out, I’m introducing the Liquid Egg Product Diet.
The Liquid Egg Product Diet:
Alternate days 1 and 2 for variety. Optimally, the beverage should always be eggnog or a small carton of liquid egg product, but you can substitute water for one of the meals if you really want to.
Day 1:
Breakfast: An omelet and Eggs Benedict
Lunch: 3 or 4 hard-boiled eggs
Dinner: Egg fried rice and eggdrop soup
Exercise: Visit a local farm, break into the henhouse, and steal all the eggs
Day 2:
Breakfast: 4 eggs and a bowl of Liquid Egg Product Cereal
Lunch: Egg salad sandwich
Dinner: 1 or 2 packages of boiled Ramen, 2 eggs per package
Exercise: Find some neighborhood enemies and egg their houses
Surprise of the day
A study claims that the area around Chernobyl is not the best haven for wildlife. (Really.)
Some had argued that due to lack of humans within a 30km radius of Chernobyl, wildlife has flourished. However, a tiny variable known as radiation may not be quite so healthy for the animals.
