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-- Annie Lou

Is it time to throw out that food?

As many times as you’ve heard not to waste food because of starving children in Ethiopia, sometimes you just gotta get rid of it. Based on personal experience, here are some foods and a good sign you should throw them out.

Fig Newtons/Fig Newmans: they’ve become crunchy
Burrito: tortilla “decorated” with blue polka dots
Milk: has changed state of matter
Ramen topped with eggs: ramen topped with fungus

(Yes, this post is bizarre and pointless. My mind’s still not working very well right now.)

August 28th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

Humans < Bears

Based on the following events, Liquid Egg Product can recommend unequivocally that humans should not place themselves in the same cage as a bear:

Drunk guy wrestles bear to show off strength

Bears eat man

August 28th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective