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Surprise of the day

A study claims that the area around Chernobyl is not the best haven for wildlife. (Really.)

Some had argued that due to lack of humans within a 30km radius of Chernobyl, wildlife has flourished. However, a tiny variable known as radiation may not be quite so healthy for the animals.

August 15th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology

Success-Oriented Planning

When a phrase sounds like gobbledygook, it probably is gobbledygook.

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August 14th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under History, Science/Technology

Devastation in North Korea

North Korea is going to have more problems, and I feel sorry for its people.

Torrential storms have battered the country, especially in the southeast, destroying infrastructure, washing away soil, and killing hundreds of people. For a country that already struggles with food, this is a brutal blow. Analysts say they will require extra food aid for one or two years.

The North Korean government requested international assistance, and in a rare move, broadcast video footage to the outside world of affected areas.

According to the KCNA, Pukchang County received 672mm of rain (26.5 in.) over the course of six days. Some areas had a peak rate of 90mm (3.5 in.) per hour, devastating buildings and farmland.

To their credit, the KCNA didn’t let the national disaster hamper their daily bashing of South Korea’s Grand National Party, the United States, and Japan.

KCNA for August 14.

August 14th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under North Korea

Spoon feed me the answers, please

Spoon feeding

As the candidate search goes forward, I’ve been slowly compiling a list of interview questions based on the candidate’s stated programming experience (C++, VB.NET, etc.)

A simple Yahoo! or Google search will yield a plethora of potential questions and answers if one will just take a little effort to look. This guy, Mark Wagner, had posted potential C# interview questions with answers and some helpful readers posted corrections and improvements.

Then there’s the people who want to snowball a potential employer into thinking they know more than they do, but are too lazy to do it themselves…

Questions are really helpful…

please send me C#,VB.NET and Web Services questions with ANSWERS on
ch.debarati@yahoo.co.in

Hi friends,
I am preparing for an interview, I would be very grateful if you can you send me the most frequently asked questions for C#, VB.NET and ASP.NET to fred_bry@sbcglobal.net.

Hey Friends,

As i m preparing for interview, please send me C#,ASP.NET and Web Services questions with ANSWERS on nasar_15oct@yahoo.com email address .

Thanking u in advance

Regards

Nasar.

yeah this materila is good,but its not sufficient.if u add little more to it,its better.anyone pls post me the .Net(C# and ASP.Net ) and SQL Server interview questions with answers to my mail id which is murali_june@yahoo.com

August 14th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology, Weaksauce Losers

Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

(Monday Fighter! is an allegedly weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

August 13th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

They forgot one

According to an MSN-Zogby poll (does that mean Zogby did the poll, and Microsoft paid to attach their name to it?), a lot of us do non-work on company time. There are two of you that came to mind immediately, but your names won’t be mentioned here.

They list several activities more common than you’d think, including watching TV. Although they didn’t mention “blogging during work hours even though one co-worker’s sick and the other doesn’t work Mondays, meaning you have to pick up the slack”.

August 13th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

It’s Bad Movie Night. Ho, ho, oh….

Ho, ho, ho! Santa smokes, and so should you!

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August 11th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Movie Night

No one can beat the Heat

Fear the Miami Heat. They just signed Penny Hardaway to a one-year deal.

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August 10th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

Interviewing G-list celebrities

I want to gauge your interest in this to see whether it’s worth the effort.

In keeping with the mediocrity of Liquid Egg Product, I’m considering attempting to secure an interview a marginally famous person or celebrity. But I need to know whether people would be interested (even if not, I just might try it anyway)

The two entities that came to mind were Alex Chiu and the pirates who founded Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Alex Chiu   The Talk Like a Pirate Team

If you have no clue who they are, that’s good, because that merely confirms their marginal fame status. Any other suggestions, or questions you’d want me to pose to these guys can be left in the comments. Or even anyone else who would be good to interview.

August 10th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment, Uncomfortability

Greg

Today while waiting for Chinese food, I took a peek at their TV (they gave me a new Monday Fighter!). One of those daytime talk shows was on. Some hack named Greg was hosting a show called “Greg”. On stage, a man who looks like he’s trying to break Manuel Uribe’s record was the focus of attention, giving one of those weird confessions.

They showed a picture of the rotund guest in a green shimmering dress, like that’s going to get people to want to watch the show. The guest then explained he was transgender, which means that he’s a female living in a male body. Except he’s attracted to females. So he was considering a surgery to make him female and live as a lesbian. And he’s hoping his girlfriend will be OK with this (“I just want her to say she loves me.”)

Unfortunately, she didn’t yell or scream, or try to beat the crap out of him. At least not while I was there. (Another knock against the show; if there’s none of that, why bother watching?)

If you ever hear the words “Honey, there’s something very important I have to tell you, but we have wait until we’re on the Jerry Springer show,” that’s a red flag that not everything’s right in your relationship. You can probably go ahead and ask, “So are you gay, transgender, or both?” Then spare yourself national embarrassment by duking it out in the privacy of your own home.

Unless, of course, you’d rather have the free plane ride and $150.

August 9th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment, Uncomfortability