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The race card was not a trump here

A race card

When trying to return from Houston last Sunday, things looked to be smooth sailing a couple hours before takeoff: I checked with my co-worker on the status of an earlier flight than I’d planned (3:47), and even though I was a standby passenger, there were plenty of empty seats left. Unfortunately, the 1:10 flight was delayed by 5 hours, and a bunch of connecting passengers were protected on the 3:47, leaving little room for standbys.

One of these standbys was a black man, and he was the next to be assigned a seat…the final seat remaining. About 10 seconds before he would have gotten his boarding pass, a white connecting passenger dashed to the gate, and took the last seat.

The black standby guy, who’d apparently been in the airport for a while, started sputtering and demanded an explanation as to why the seat he was so close to getting was taken away. As the agent explained that the confirmed connector had priority, he spat out “This is RACISM!”

If the agent at the counter weren’t also black, maybe he would have believed his own words. As it was, only my sympathy for his plight prevented me from generating some sort of noticeable guffawing sound.

September 2nd, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective

Oh, yeah, it’s college football season again

It shouldn’t be a surprise with a progressively more sporadic following of sports, but I was stunned to realize yesterday started the first weekend of college football.

Even more stunning was seeing this result plastered on sports websites: Applachian State 34, Michigan 32. To top it off, Michigan was playing at home. It was rumored that the city of Ann Arbor temporarily lowered the legal drinking age to allow UM students to drown their sorrows.

In a less compelling game, my Baylor Bears continued their M.O. of the last decade, getting pasted by TCU 27-0.

September 2nd, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports