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Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"Yes, I'm still going out as team captain for coin flips, and yes I'm calling it correctly almost 50% of the time!"
-- "Drew Bledsoe"

He’ll probably get a few responses

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September 11th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Patently Ineffective

Spam growth

SPAM

Derek Slater of Reassembler recently posted on the recent boost in his readership, including a 50% gain in August!

While my readership curve is not quite as impressive, I am proud to report the growth in spam comments has increased significantly:

May 26 - Jun 15: 3 spams
Jun 16 - Aug 26: 8 spams
Aug 27 - Sep 11: 64 spams

September 11th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

What turns you off?

Consider whatever gender you’re attracted to. These are things off the top of my head that are instant turn-offs. What about you?

  • Smoking
  • Heavy make-up
  • Having released sex videos
  • Already attached or attracted to someone else
  • Being Britney Spears

(BTW, I still have to respond to the most recent set of comments. Unlike this post, my responses will actually require time and effort.)

September 11th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony