Tips for criminals

Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.

Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.
The videos are, fortunately, complete fiction.
Thanks (sort of) to Out of the Ether for this one. It’s a blonde with a chess set.
Marshie, spokesman for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
Why not to scuba dive alone. The girl adjusting her bathing suit while “struggling” to get back to the surface kills what little realism existed in the first place.

OK, so I’m not overly familiar with female anatomy and clothing, but I kinda know some basics. Size 2 is small. Size 14 is not. Bra sizes start with an A cup, and by the time you get to DD, that’s considered big (tell me if I’m wrong).
According to this article, which explores the adequacy of current bra design, there are even larger sizes: E, FF, G, H, HH, J and JJ were all included in the study.
Whu…a JJ cup??? Unless that’s for the female version of Manuel Uribe, that screams breast reduction surgery.