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Tips for criminals

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Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.

  • When robbing a bank, don’t write the note demanding money on one of your own checks. (Story)
  • After getting out of jail, wait at least one day before committing your next crime. (Story)
  • Unless you know how to fight, don’t be surprised if the “victim” opens a can of whoopie on you. (Story)

September 12th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

The most frightening videos of the past month

The videos are, fortunately, complete fiction.

Thanks (sort of) to Out of the Ether for this one. It’s a blonde with a chess set.

Marshie, spokesman for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

Why not to scuba dive alone. The girl adjusting her bathing suit while “struggling” to get back to the surface kills what little realism existed in the first place.

September 12th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony

Those cups must hold a lot of coffee

Homsar was raised by one of these

OK, so I’m not overly familiar with female anatomy and clothing, but I kinda know some basics. Size 2 is small. Size 14 is not. Bra sizes start with an A cup, and by the time you get to DD, that’s considered big (tell me if I’m wrong).

According to this article, which explores the adequacy of current bra design, there are even larger sizes: E, FF, G, H, HH, J and JJ were all included in the study.

Whu…a JJ cup??? Unless that’s for the female version of Manuel Uribe, that screams breast reduction surgery.

September 12th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Science/Technology