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Cool like Mahmoud

I was looking at that pixelish looking picture of M-Ahm (that’s hip-hop for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) and thought it looked cool. So take a look at me in that pose:

Mascot Ahmadinejad Had to crop to 166px high…

Yep, yep. Pretty sweet.

By the way, a shout out to all my fan(s) who give me love, like l3rucewayne. And a thumbs-down and a “Boo” to those who doubt my manhood, like Annie. It’s not like you’re so masculine yourself.

September 24th, 2007 7 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under CG

Monday Fighter!

Resume 3
Unfortunately, we’re looking for a candidate who doesn’t try their hardest.

Resume 4
A perfect example of why to understand the job you’re applying for. This even goes beyond misspelling “iLife” and “iMovie”…

We openly laugh at wanna-bes who actually consider Word, Excel, and Outlook to be “programming skills”. Maybe unless they actually did some VBA scripting or something. Being able to create a spreadsheet is not exactly why we need to hire someone.

September 24th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Iran: ‘We are not building A-bomb’

Headline from CNN: Iran: ‘We are not building A-bomb’*

*We are building 5 bombs. (Sorry. That was too obvious to resist.)

September 24th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Overstaying your welcome

Ahmadinejad, the icon

The Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is over in the States for a visit, including a speech at Columbia University. He seems to have worn out his welcome before he got here, which is not all that easy to do.

Several months ago, I dreamt about getting to meet him face-to-face in Iran. He spoke heavily accented English and showed me around his mansion. He was very friendly, but the dream ended before I could ask any of the many questions I had in mind.

I suspect President Ahmadinejad is really a rather nice guy, except maybe that wanting to destroy Israel thing.

September 24th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News