[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I'm away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]

A certain reader *cough* Annie *cough* had the balls to challenge me to a masculinity contest. Well, feast your eyes on this!

Yep. Those perfectly formed biceps. The taut, darkened thighs. And yes, clear proof of what every man has between the thighs. I’ll bet Annie doesn’t have one of those!

[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I'm away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]

On Thursday, someone Googled gay sex liquid, and this website was one of the results.

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Man, I really need to start paying attention to the site more.