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"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."
-- George W. Bush

Al Gore, can you hear me?

Al Gore, pensive

Did you know Al Gore has a blog? No, you can’t leave a comment. No, there’s no way to send him an e-mail. You can sign up for his newsletter, but that smacks of one-way communication.

That’s really too bad, because one of my friends gave me a wonderful idea…

Mr. Gore has just won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Liquid Egg Product congratulates him on that. And while it’s hard to top getting a Nobel Prize–this website sure can’t match the monetary award that provides–I can surely give him a token of my appreciation…

Worthless Blogger Award, large size

Go ahead, Mr. Gore! Display on your blog proudly! (Get your webmaster to help you if you can’t do it yourself.)

October 13th, 2007 8 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

Using your own judgment

Step 1: Listen to Person A present arguments for one side of an issue, and realize how convincing Person A is.
Step 2: Listen to Person B present arguments for the other side of the issue, and realize how convincing Person B is.
Step 3: Turn into John Kerry.

October 13th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized