[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 5]

Last week, we had a bit of discussion about the drug lordess Sandra Avila Beltrán (half of it about whether she was hot). Chessloser had this bit to add: “i can picture her in tight leather pants, boots, and a machine gun…rrraaawwwrrrr…”

I thought that imagery wasn’t bad, so I put my journeyman’s ability in 3D art to work. It’s not actually Beltrán herself–my skills are too poor to simulate someone’s facial structure, and it would have taken time that I don’t have anyway. The leather is very unconvincing and it seems odd to have metallic boots. Nonetheless, I have no time to redo it. Click on the pic for a wallpaper-size (1280×960) version.

[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 4]

Found on this site. Seems kinda random to me…

[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 3]

Say hi to Kari, everyone!

Kari 3.1’s really great, because I don’t have to worry about stuff like buying flowers, deciding on a restaurant, or being bugged about when we’re getting married. Meeting Kari was easy; it’s not like I had to go out and meet anyone, spend time getting to know her, then have the guts to ask her out. Plus I have full control over her personality, appearance and actions. Er…

(BTW, I’m not really using this program. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, let us know how it is.)

Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 2.

I realize this won’t appeal to those who think females automatically become ugly after age 39. For those of us with more taste, read (and see) on.

Several months ago, Ségolène Royal ran for the French presidency, and lost. She made a point to flaunt her femininity and charm, and undoubted earned herself a few percent of the vote based on that alone.

In Argentina, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will be running for the presidency. Unlike Ségolène, she’s acutally favored to win. I have no idea what her views are or whether she’d make a competent president. I do know that other heads of state wouldn’t mind having closer relations with Argentina if she gets elected.

In the United States, our potential female head of state is Hillary Clinton, who is somewhat lacking in the woman-ness department. I heard she showed cleavage once. Her picture is not shown because she’s not even allegedly hot. Well, except Joe D seems to like her.

Sunday night, for some odd reason, I kept stumbling on pictures of babes and alleged babes. So, today would be perfect for a hot and allegedly hot female day, where every post will have a cheesecake pic of some chick! [The Mascot says: It's about time you took one of my recommendations.] Right, and it’s utterly sexist. But the readership is about 63% male*, so…sorry if you’re a girl and want me to do a hot guy day, it ain’t happening. Post beefcake pictures on your own blog. First up: Spanish ball girl

And, um, yeah, you can see her boobs. I mean, just the top half. OK, so probably I’m going to shut up and let the pictures do the talking for the most part today. [The Mascot says: Once you figure out that people don't read the blog for what you have to say, the better the content will be.]