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Wisdom, Cubic

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic continues to enlarge the quotation rotation with more hits:

“ONEism is demonic Death Math. I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me you evil asses.”

“Your opposite eyes were moved to 1 corner to overlay for single perspective, but that corrupts your Opposite Brain. Hey how about making a donation to Gene Ray, 2580 Highland Pointe Dr. Cumming, Georga 30041.”

October 23rd, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Mathematics, Science/Technology

“I’m not a morning person.”

Someone needs to work on improving the excuse machine.

Juan Arreola was looking after his girlfriend’s 2-year-old son one day. He punched the son twice, and undoubtedly did a bit more. The kid ended up with bruises over his face and back, plus some brain bleeding and was taken to the hospital.

His stated reason for beating up the 2-year-old?

When Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden asked Arreola Friday if that’s how he regularly treated 2-year-olds, he replied: “I was working till midnight. I’m not a morning person.”

October 23rd, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers