Hot and Allegedly Hot Female Day pulled more visitors
There was a 50% increase in unique visitors on Hot and Allegedly Hot Female Day over October’s average.
[The Mascot says: I told you so.]
Pat Riley must be smoking a Blount
Cry into your beer, Miami Heat fans. Michael Doleac is no longer with the Heat.
Unfortunately, this means no more slow, chunky white guy to be entertained by the few minutes he gets his third-string center self on the court. However, the Heat did get Mark Blount in return. My co-worker Celtics fan tells me Blount is a slow, chunky black guy, a role I felt Shaq was filling just fine.
Starbucks does not suffice
Around 3:30, I was absolutely gassed at work today. Some for reason, I tried coffee as a stimulant, which never fails to fail to give any significant energy boost.
United Nations Day
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH! NO! UGH!
I forgot to make a theme for United Nations Day!
On this day in 1945, the United Nations was formed. In honor of this holiday, today’s look was [supposed to be] redone to simulate a UN vehicle. We’ll celebrate the impact the United Nations has had in our world today, and what they’re doing to continue to keep us safe.
Here are some ways you can celebrate:
- Wear a baby blue pith helmet, just like a real peacekeeper.
- If you see a robbery, debate with your friends for 2 hours before deciding whether to call the police.
- Volunteer at a soup kitchen, but show up after they’re closed.
- Tell a homeless guy that you and your friends will give him $5. Then one of you contributes 72 cents, and the rest don’t contribute at all.
How will YOU celebrate United Nations Day?
