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Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"I just want to thank my hands for being so great."
-- Freddie "FredEx" Mitchell

The dream’s still alive!

This was one of those “landmine” games where the Dolphins could have easily ruined their quest for immortality. Instead, they dodge a bullet, losing to the Bills 13-10 on a field goal with 46 seconds left. They are now 0-9.

They must now carry the mantle, since the previously winless Rams beat the Saints today.

November 11th, 2007 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

Help for guys who want to pick up a chick in Spanish

10 Things to Say in Spanish to Pick Up a Girl

Anyone who recommends asking “How old are you?” or “What is your favorite color?” to pick up a chick… Seriously, I’m not sure how to react to that.

November 11th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective