"A guy that's living on an inner tube. You're going to say 'Here's a spatula, here's hot dog relish and here's a ball-point pen.'?"
-- Phil Hendrie

Nice try, Tony

Tony’s “Goodness by the Slice”

You almost have to give Tony’s credit for trying to convince us that their frozen pizzas are healthy (this was not a product I’d planned on purchasing, so they just got $2.04 from this guy for their bad advertising).

November 30th, 2007 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

Are the Knicks an embarrassment? Yes, they are.

New York Knicks

Last night, I was idly running through the six channels I might watch when this third quarter basketball score grabbed my attention: Celtics 56, Knicks 31.

Normally, I hate blowouts, but, well, it’s the Knicks and Isiah. Who doesn’t enjoy laughing at them? (Unfortunately, I believe we are watching the end of an era. But that’s but many people’s belief for the past few years.) When it got to 82-37, I had to call one of my basketball-watching friends to let him know what was going on. Fortunately for him, he lives in the Dallas area, so he was watching the Cowboys-Packers game.

Celtics demolish Knicks by 45, 104-59

November 30th, 2007 10 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports