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"It was an accident. Montecore [the tiger] understood the signals and wanted to save me. It was unfortunate that his teeth hit my carotid artery."
-- Roy Horn (of Siegfried & Roy)

Nice try, Tony

Tony’s “Goodness by the Slice”

You almost have to give Tony’s credit for trying to convince us that their frozen pizzas are healthy (this was not a product I’d planned on purchasing, so they just got $2.04 from this guy for their bad advertising).

November 30th, 2007 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

Are the Knicks an embarrassment? Yes, they are.

New York Knicks

Last night, I was idly running through the six channels I might watch when this third quarter basketball score grabbed my attention: Celtics 56, Knicks 31.

Normally, I hate blowouts, but, well, it’s the Knicks and Isiah. Who doesn’t enjoy laughing at them? (Unfortunately, I believe we are watching the end of an era. But that’s but many people’s belief for the past few years.) When it got to 82-37, I had to call one of my basketball-watching friends to let him know what was going on. Fortunately for him, he lives in the Dallas area, so he was watching the Cowboys-Packers game.

Celtics demolish Knicks by 45, 104-59

November 30th, 2007 10 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports