Hi, it’s the Mascot. I don’t know why I gotta do this, but I’m supposed to.
There are these 3 noobler chess blogs. They’re about chess. Just so you know. I think they’re boring, but I’m supposed to tell you chess people to check them out. Or something. I’m going to take a nap.
Gorckat, Drunknknight, and Chessaholic
Um…remember how I’m running for president? Well, now there’s a big question mark hanging around the campaign (see poster, below).
Check out this video, and see why my presidential run may not be such a great idea…
Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee as president! And it doesn’t even matter how bad their commericals are! So what does that have to do with me?
Everything! Isn’t is obvious? Huckabee is going to get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all the other candidates who dare oppose him! It may be illegal, but who’s going to arrest him, the SWAT team? They’ll pee their pants when they see their guns are ineffective against Chuck Norris’ bulletproof beard!
So…I’m seriously thinking about bowing out. I don’t need a kick to the shell ruining my perfect complexion.
