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"I’m not sure which is more humiliating, being forced to talk like a pirate or being rejected by Malt-O-Meal."
-- The Mascot

Touchdown, Dolphins! Against them!

The road to history remains paved: the Dolphins fell to 0-13, losing by 21 on the road. The Patriots improved to 13-0, winning by 21 at home.

The Fins have looked bad enough the last couple weeks to give me a lot more faith in them (and these games were considered “winnable”. Ha!):

…rookie Dolphins starter John Beck was untouched in the pocket when the ball slipped out of his hand and fell directly into Wilson’s arms, allowing the converted receiver to score his second defensive touchdown this year….

[Dolphins backup QB] Lemon threw two interceptions including one picked off by Whitner after the quarterback attempted a play-action fake with no one in his backfield. [emphasis mine]

But now’s not the time to get overconfident.


The post’s title is a reference to a muffed call by the Dolphins’ radio play-by-play guy some time back; I think it was earlier this season. It was the Dolphins’ opponent that had scored a TD, so he had to quickly cover himself by slapping the “against them” at the end.

Or so I hear.

If anyone knows where I can find an audio clip of that call, please let me know; you will gain my eternal gratitude.

December 9th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

The things I do for my the readers…

If this photo makes no sense to you, read this joker’s comment.

Posing seductively on a bed of green peppers, onions, cheese and ham

It was a real pain in the butt to get permission from the Egyptian government to use the inside of a pyramid for this pic. I was going to hire a couple of chicks to dress in skimpy ancient Egyptian clothing and fan me with those feather fans, but the plane ticket was so expensive I didn’t have enough money left. I hope you’re happy.

December 9th, 2007 11 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized