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Your winner!

Judge Roy Pearson with a suit

Congratulations to Judge Roy Pearson for winning the first ever Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award!

Judge Pearson and Senator Craig were the frontrunners, as I more or less expected. What I didn’t expect is the judge to jump out to such a large lead, and it looked like a blowout at first. But Senator Craig slowly crept back into contention, and Scot Pollard made a surprising charge in the end to tie with the congressman for second place.

As promised, I will attempt to contact the ex-judge and let him know of his victory. What a perfect Christmas gift.

The 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award winner should be…

  • Judge Roy L. Pearson: $67 million lawsuit for lost pair of pants (37%)
  • Senator Larry Craig: requested gay sex in public restroom (26%)
  • Scot Pollard: told kids to use drugs on TV (26%)
  • Duane “Dog” Chapman: called son’s gf a n*****; son leaked tape (5%)
  • Jonathan Ogden: “dances” in auto insurance commercial (5%)
  • Christopher Emmeroy: disrespected bank robber (0%)

Total Votes: 19

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December 19th, 2007 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News, Weaksauce Losers