Liquid Egg Product
The Shawn Bradley of Weblogs
"We went into the airport and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered."
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February 1st, 2008 10 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

What’s in a name?

Please note: I haven’t checked e-mail in about three weeks, partly because I can’t be on my usual e-mail checking machine. I’ll try to get to it this weekend. Now that’s out of the way…


Rocky Rook was curious about this site’s tagline, the Shawn Bradley of Weblogs. I’m going to try to make this as un-boring as possible, because it’s not that good of a story come to think of it.

For reference, I have inserted a picture of Shawn Bradley below. (He’s the dunkee, not the dunker.)

The first incarnation of this site was back in late 2006. The name “Liquid Egg Product” came from the cartons of…substance…that McDonald’s uses for some of their egg-containing breakfasts. (I’m forever grateful to the McD’s employee who thought it was a good idea to set the carton close enough to the counter that the customers could read it.) Since blogs are “supposed” to have a tagline, and I was pretty sure the blog would be filled with all sorts of foolishness, the tagline became “The Ronald McDonald of Weblogs”.

My web host accidentally destroyed my database in May 2007, so down went that site. I switched to WordPress, and decided to change the tagline. Why?

Mainly because of Dan LeBatard, who hosts a sports talk radio show that is often unbelievably dumb and inane (which I admit, will occasionally listen to and enjoy). One of his promos has him as McDan McLeBatard hosting “the Ronald McDonald of radio shows” or something like that.

There’s no way I was going to have the same tagline as him.

Shawn Bradley fit very well because he’s:

  • white
  • skinny
  • awkward
  • mediocre
  • not very tough
  • easily mockable
  • only plays basketball effectively if everyone else is shorter

All of which describe either me as a person or this website (usually both).

I want to hear about how some of you came up with your names (in some cases, what the deuce do they mean?). Where does gorckat come from? Wahrheit sounds German for something-or-the-other. And we never got an explanation about the now defunct ookweb… whatever the deuce it was. And so forth.

February 1st, 2008 11 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News, Patently Ineffective, Sports, Weaksauce Losers