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Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"Yes, I'm still going out as team captain for coin flips, and yes I'm calling it correctly almost 50% of the time!"
-- "Drew Bledsoe"

The other jumpseat

The Other Jumpseat

An airline passenger discovers there is no joy in being assigned the “other” jumpseat. (Story)

Than Shwe, you held your sham vote instead of helping millions of your cyclone victims. Grats. (Story)

Bank tellers tend to get a little suspicious when you start throwing around 360 billion dollar checks. (Story)


My exercise habits have been very poor. This morning, I discovered I now run a 13 minute mile.

A 13 minute mile.

Now maybe in 30 years, that’ll be something to be proud of. But I used to be able to run one under 7. Nowadays, if you stick me in a race with the 38-ish chessloser and 50-something Polly, they’d be breezing through like a couple of Olympians to the finish line while the crowd starts mocking me as I’m only halfway through, wheezing and gasping.

May 13th, 2008 16 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Grilled Cheese, In the News, Uncomfortability, Weaksauce Losers