A couple years ago, we were making fun of T.O.’s fan club at work. All of a sudden, the above page popped up on our department’s wiki.

Yes, I got paid for doing that. Mysteriously, no one ever signed up, even though it cost only half of T.O’s club.

But don’t ask if you can join the DB Fan Club. Its demise was generally attributed to the failure to emphasize that the prunes were already pitted.