Hey, people! I got some good news! We just hired Mr. E to join the staff of Liquid Egg Product!

Most of you probably know who he is already…that muscle-bound guy with the mohawk, gold chains, and everyone’s his fool.

I know I was supposed to keep this secret until we post the interview, but I just couldn’t wait! He even sent me this autographed picture of him!

The only bad thing is this: even though he’s single, he’s focused on his career right now. Sorry, ladies.