液體蛋 (Liquid Egg Product)
Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foe with a balanced attack."
-- The Sphinx, "Mystery Men"

Not as good as Mr. Fantasy

Time-restricted right now. Will respond to your comments later. Meanwhile, an oldie but goodie:

August 1st, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Patently Ineffective, Sports, Uncomfortability