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"To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable."
-- Craig Burzych, O'Hare airport controller

Not as good as Mr. Fantasy

Time-restricted right now. Will respond to your comments later. Meanwhile, an oldie but goodie:

August 1st, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Patently Ineffective, Sports, Uncomfortability