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117% of US adults could be overweight by 2075

If the trends noted by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment continue, 117% of US adults could be overweight by 2075.

Sounds pretty stupid, right?

No worse than an actual Reuters article: All U.S. adults could be overweight in 40 years.*

Arrrrghhhhhhh.


* In any case, Sworn Enemy is the counter-example to indicate why this is not possible

August 7th, 2008 11 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, In the News