Which one of these stories was “Breaking News” today on many American media outlets?

• Russia and Georgia are essentially at war
• Oil is now down to $114/barrel
• John Edwards admitted having an affair

If someone ordered the dish “The elephant of Canada pulls out the clam stabs the body”, what foods would actually be visible on the table when the order is brought out?

Anyway, if I were at the Beijing Olympics today, that’s what I would be ordering.

For more foods, check the link The Sichuan’s hair blood is prosperous (please note some of the food items have “f***” in the translation. Just in case seeing that word really, really bothers you)