Hey, people! It’s Everyone’s Favorite Egg (TM), the Mascot here with an important message.

I suppose I should thank Dinosaur Mom for getting me the picture. I’d almost forgotten about this, but it really boils my tuna everytime I see it.

So Donnie and I were cruising around town when we saw this billboard:

It’s bad enough that McDonald’s tortures millions and billions of eggs every year to make their egg barfwiches. But now they’re telling you that eggs WANT to be treated like that???

I came up with my own billboard for McDonald’s to use in their next campaign:

The McSoylentGreen sandwich. Mmmm, looks good to me! Maybe they’ll use the cashiers that are too daft to handle giving customers correct change. That way even the “human rights” campaigners will say it’s no big deal.