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The Fail Garden

First, I should blame my parents for indirectly instilling the urge to undertake this: my dad for having me help with gardening growing up and my mom for making me more aware of the stuff I put in my body.

This weekend, I started what will be dubbed “The Fail Garden” (cf. the Victory Gardens of the World Wars). Primarily, this is due to my lack of expertise and I fully expect most of the plants to produce little to nothing.

I live in an apartment without a yard, but have the great advantage of having windows with a southern exposure. This makes an indoor vegetable garden a more plausible endeavor.

Empty milk jugs make great plant containers
Empty milk jugs make for perfect plant containers if you don’t mind looking cheap.

As far as what to plant? I needed to plant stuff that could conceivably grow–and at the same time stuff I actually use. Some good candidates, like beets and radishes, I simply don’t eat enough to really want to grow.

I decided to go with 3 herbs (basil, cilantro, and spearmint) and 4 veggies (lettuce, spinach, carrots, green onions). Should have thought of tomatoes, too.

Mushrooms I cook with a lot, but as I try to go light on the A/C, the place is too warm for their optimal growth. Maybe this winter.

The tall one\'s for the carrots
The tall one’s for the carrots

OK, so I’m already bored of writing this. To make a long story short, I had to go to three places before finding seeds filled up the pots and got everything sowed.

With the cilantro, I bought one of those “Herbs for Noobs” type packages where they pretty much have everything in one package; you just add water and you’re good to go.

Expectations are low: I expect the cilantro, one of the other 4 pots of herbs, and maybe one of the 7 pots of vegetables to make it.

The seeds I used, plus the herbs for noobs package
The seeds I used, plus the herbs for noobs package
Water, feed, and hope
Water, feed, and hope

October 6th, 2008 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Grilled Cheese

Monday Fighter! election edition

As Donnie was too lazy to get better fortune cookies, he gave me permission to use the Monday Fighter! platform to revive my flagging presidential campaign.

“Change” seems to be the major theme and I haven’t taken advantage. So here’s my new poster:

Change

Maybe I shouldn’t be doing this after drinking so much rum.

October 6th, 2008 11 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Mascot for President, Monday Fighter!