Yo. This is Mr. E, and this is Mr. E’s first post. Now I’m not so experienced with the blog thing, so cut me some slack.

I’m going to be talking about O.J. Simpson. I pity the tool. Not necessarily because he just got convicted of armed robbery. And not necessarily because he’s not going to be in the next Naked Gun sequel. It’s this:

His “Juiced” video. It’s like Candid Camera, except worse. He tried to Be Somebody, but just ended up being somebody’s tool.

Here’s O.J. in whiteface:

So. Don’t be like O.J.