If you need a few minutes to do something stupid, Cotton Incorporated has this “Do You Know Green?” game show styled quiz. You try to “win” a prize package of stylish female clothing (made out of cotton, naturally) by answering true/false questions about what’s good for the environment.

The prize package ended up being doubly useless, as it’s virtual, and well, I don’t wear any female clothing anyway.

The whole quiz show experience may not be quite as odd as the picture of the woman wearing a traffic cone. But by the time you finish, you’ll be wondering why such a thing should ever have been summoned into existence.

QUIZ HINT: Any question where cotton is good for the environment is true. As well as any questions asking whether synthetic fibers are bad and use oil. Not that you couldn’t figure that out already.

I went 9-1 in round 1 and 6-2 in the lightning round. Can you top that?