"Your mama's so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company."
-- Shaq

How to cover a golf tournament

1. Mention how Tiger Woods made some tough shot on a random hole (an eagle is even better).

2. Announce how many shots Tiger is off the pace.

3. Quietly slip in the leader’s name.

4. If there’s enough time, indicate how many shots Phil Mickelson is behind.

June 7th, 2009 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports