“The greatest perception is continual awareness.” It sounds wiser if you don’t try to figure out what it means.

(Thanks to Allen for sending this in!)

Have a good weekend.

“So, basically, [Obama's] turning Sept. 11 in to National Radical Negro Day. Hail Nero! Hail Caligula! Heil Hitler!”

Yep, this is the Internet.

Source: Comments section, Obama’s Plan to Desecrate 9/11

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”

That was the one-liner that won the funniest joke in something called the Edinburgh Fringe. Maybe it was absolutely hilarious in context. But, man.

The following procedure should give you a decent chance to win this award:

1. Go to the Edinburgh Fringe with a random book.
2. Open the book to a random page and read a random sentence.

I don’t wanna hear no more jibba-jabba from white eggs who say they’re good at basketball.

(Editor’s note: Not nearly as good as the prior installation of loleggs.)

This administration had almost sealed a deal with North Korea to get rid of its nukes. But then Kim Jong-Il saw on the news that Michelle Obama was disrespecting the office of the First Lady by wearing shorts, so he stopped negotiations. Now North Korea is still going to be a nuclear threat. Good going, Michelle.

Houston Chronicle readers weigh in

“How good I look at age 38 because I used Immortality Rings and Gorgeouspil”

“How gorgeous Alex Chiu is at age 38 AlexChiu.com (2009)”

For the uninitiated: this is the song that plays at Dolphins games after they score a touchdown (even they’re getting destroyed 34-7. The irony of hearing “Miami Dolphins #1″ at these points was surely not lost on anyone but the very young or terminally clueless.)

They even hired T-Pain to hip-hopize it:

But the true evil…well, you know the rumor that by playing heavy metal music backwards, you’d hear Satanic lyrics? It was spread by Don Shula to deflect attention from the Dolphins’ fight song, which played backwards is a chilling combination of English and Demonic tongues:

Al Gore is in the running for having the most boring blog in the world: http://blog.algore.com/.

I deleted the database that had the quotes for the quotation rotation. I didn’t have a backup because I thought that DB wasn’t in use.

Cached pages from search engines will let me restore what I can, but if you had any favorites, let me know. (New quotes are good, too.)