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Comedy drought

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”

That was the one-liner that won the funniest joke in something called the Edinburgh Fringe. Maybe it was absolutely hilarious in context. But, man.

The following procedure should give you a decent chance to win this award:

1. Go to the Edinburgh Fringe with a random book.
2. Open the book to a random page and read a random sentence.

August 23rd, 2009 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Patently Ineffective