"Sorry to all my gay fans who were disappointed that I'm not a particularly good looking guy, but I've already told you, I'm married and wasn't available anyway, sorry."
-- TotalBiscuit

FOB

Thanks to Annie for these invaluable finds:

http://www.mymomisafob.com/

http://www.mydadisafob.com/

October 12th, 2009 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment

Wait, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize?

For what?

The worst part is that nominations have to be submitted by February 1, meaning Obama was in office about 12 days. He didn’t have time to do anything yet. What was the nominator thinking?

October 12th, 2009 12 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Patently Ineffective