Liquid Egg Product is planning on holding a grand celebration for the next arrival of Halley’s Comet. On the next perihelion of Halley’s Comet, we will be giving away $1,000* to a lucky reader!

* Terms and Conditions

• Drawing will be held on the next perihelion of Halley’s Coment, currently predicted to be July 28, 2061.
• Readers who leave a comment on this post are eligible to win. Yes, even Thryge.
• Readers are eligible for only one entry. Multiple comments do not increase a reader’s chances to win.
• LEP employees and their immediate family members are not eligible for the drawing.
• One (1) reader will be selected at random to be the winner. If the reader dies before July 28, 2061, too bad.
• If liquideggproduct.com no longer exists on July 28, 2061, the money will not be awarded.
• If no employees of LEP are still living on July 28, 2061, the money will not be awarded.
• If the United States collapses and there is no such thing as a dollar on the drawing date, LEP will award the money in a currency of its choosing.
• The amount of the contest money will not be adjusted for inflation.
• For faster receipt of the money, readers may place inside their comment their checking account number, routing number, and any other relevant information needed for wiring of the money.
• However, LEP does not recommend putting your checking account number in your comment due to security issues. LEP cannot be held liable for your stupidity.