"Teleportation must be invented. If we don't invent teleportation, China will throw nuclear bomb everywhere. Especially now everyone can live forever."
-- Alex Chiu

Congratulations

Liquid Egg Product would like to congratulate Viswanathan “Fashionably Late” Anand on his victory over Veselin “The Bulgarian Jerk” Topalov.

Not that we really care.

May 11th, 2010 4 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Chess

Atlanta Hawks fail

It’s not that the Orlando Magic swept the Hawks. It’s that the average margin of victory was 25 points.

May 11th, 2010 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Sports