This took me under an hour, so I don’t need reinforcement that it sucks. Here’s the story in case you can’t view the Flash:
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful maiden named Snow White.
The old King wanted to marry her, but she said no.
Snow White ran away into the forest. There, she found three Eggs living in a cabin.
She told them her story and they let her stay.
But the King was mad. He went into the forest to try to catch her.
The three Eggs were ready. They shot lightning bolts using their minds to kill the King.
The next morning, they used his remains plus some leftover chicken for breakfast, creating the first known “Chicken a la King”.
Snow White was so smitten by the heroic and handsome Eggs, she became a polygamist and married all three of them.
So everyone lived happily ever. Especially the Crown Prince, who was relieved to inherit the crown without the guilt of having to personally off his father.