I think Quaker Oats is ashamed they hitched their star to Cap’n Crunch. But the public clamored for more transparency about this so-called “icon”, and we got this:

4’11″ and 102 lbs. (150 cm and 46 kg) Seriously? That guy is a wimp! I could completely kick his butt in a fight. Not to mention in “dueling”, don’t they use guns and possibly kill their opponents? Not the best example for kids.

So, I don’t see why he gets to have his own cereal, and I don’t.